As Canadian as a slice of apple pie, Styrofoam textured, cinnamon-flavored sugar stuff, a chip off the old menu, did you hear about what to do if you run out of apples? Use crackers and cinnamon in the pie. Nobody will be able to tell the difference. "Pie-eyed" is an expression for somebody who had too much to drink. Get pie eyed and dream about pie in the sky. What is the average life-span of a slice of pie served to a customer in a diner along the highway from one city to the next?